Episode #72 - Sierra Burgess is a Loser


This week’s episode escalated incredibly quickly, as we find Paddy defending catfishing, and Rob having a good old fashioned rant about the Netflix original film Sierra Burgess is a Loser. We also discuss Trump’s mushroom, Gerard Depardieu, and Apple’s stupid new phones, and come up with yet another epic new film idea: Cyrano de Bandcamp.


Sexy Nintendo Costumes

Take a Knee, My Ass

Revenge of the Nerds

Cyrano de Bergerac (1990)

Joe the Great

Episode #71 - High Fidelity


What your top five, all time favourite John Cusack films? One of them has to be High Fidelity! On this episode we discuss how much we were pleasantly surprised by it and how well it has aged, and we also talk Fortnite, James Bond, Austin Powers, Hanif Kureishi and how you should tell everyone Die Hard is your favourite Christmas Film if you want them to think you are cool and manly.


Austin Powers

Quantum of Solace

My Beautiful Laundrette

Final Score vs Opposite Day

Episode #70 - To All The Boys I've Loved Before


Now that we’ve broken the 69 barrier we can get back to watching good films, and we’re starting as we mean to go on with the so-hot-right-now To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before! We also discuss Steve Bannon, mummified cheese, 18 certificate films and how everything is a political act.


Patrick Marber

The Dripping Pan

The Mummy (with Tom Cruise)

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston holding hands

Mac and Me

Jenny Han interview

Episode #64 - Four Weddings and a Funeral


Stop all the clocks! It’s time to take a trip back to 1994, when the Super Nintendo was the best console, and Richard Curtis smashed the box office with Four Weddings and a Funeral. We discuss Paddy’s heat-related meanness, vanilla ice cream, ‘adequate food,’ angry owls, and have a long debate about the Harry Potter universe and whether wizards are actually bad people.


Hot Hot Heat - Bandages

Hollow Knight

IMDB - Films of 1994

True Lies

Episode #62 - The Shape of Water


We’re in love with The Shape of Water! Guillermo Del Toro’s Oscar-winning masterpiece is our film of choice this week, so we talk in-depth about romance between man and fish. We also discuss the chaos in the Tory party, the bigger chaos of the Brexit bin fire, and Paddy is forced once again to be a Sheeran apologist. Key Lime Pie is debated, as is Dog the Bounty Hunter.


Stolen Trailer (Nicolas Ca-aage)

Dogtanian and the Muskehounds

Dog the Bounty Hunter bails out Nicolas Cage

Sucker Punch

Beethoven’s Second

Episode #58 - Baywatch


Hold on to your swimming trunks, romance fans…it’s the lowest rated film in podcast history this week, as we watch Baywatch (2017)! We discuss Rock The Dwayne Johnson and The Efronator at length, and also talk about body fascism, Love Island, entitled stans, the fucking World Cup, Rob’s Twitter fame, and what Jean-Luc Godard should be doing in the twilight of his career (hint: working with Justin Bieber).



Eminem - Stan

Rob’s Waluigi Moment


Say You, Say Me

Episode #54 - Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance


Just like the rest of the world, we’ve got Royal Wedding Fever, and what better way to scratch the itch than to watch a tacky made for TV movie about Meghan and Harry? We talk about Lifetime’s Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance and how it stacks up against its predecessor, William and Kate: The Movie, and also discuss gammon, Enya, the Air Bud Cinematic Universe, Lars von Trier, and geese. Happy Royal Wedding to you all!


A wonderful, magical animal

Orinoco Flow

Air Bud Cinematic Universe

Lars von Trier is back on his bullshit

Episode #53 - Titanic


This week’s episode is a huge disaster! Not because we aren’t on our usual great form, but because we discuss James Cameron’s highly influential and lengthy disaster-romance, Titanic. We also discuss gardening, gnomes, incels, firm tofu, Vanilla Ice, Nickelback, pan pipes, the profound effect The Scorpion King had on impressionable teenage Paddy, and launch our campaign to provide #Justice4Fabrizio, the character who gets crushed by the ship in Titanic and whose poorly written characterisation needs addressing by James Cameron.


Billy Zane KFC Commercial

New Super Mario Movie

Alex Jones - Gay Frogs

Nickelback - She Keeps Me Up

Ned Rocknroll