Episode #64 - Four Weddings and a Funeral

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Stop all the clocks! It’s time to take a trip back to 1994, when the Super Nintendo was the best console, and Richard Curtis smashed the box office with Four Weddings and a Funeral. We discuss Paddy’s heat-related meanness, vanilla ice cream, ‘adequate food,’ angry owls, and have a long debate about the Harry Potter universe and whether wizards are actually bad people.

SHOWNOTES

Hot Hot Heat - Bandages

Hollow Knight

IMDB - Films of 1994

True Lies

Episode #62 - The Shape of Water

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We’re in love with The Shape of Water! Guillermo Del Toro’s Oscar-winning masterpiece is our film of choice this week, so we talk in-depth about romance between man and fish. We also discuss the chaos in the Tory party, the bigger chaos of the Brexit bin fire, and Paddy is forced once again to be a Sheeran apologist. Key Lime Pie is debated, as is Dog the Bounty Hunter.

SHOWNOTES

Stolen Trailer (Nicolas Ca-aage)

Dogtanian and the Muskehounds

Dog the Bounty Hunter bails out Nicolas Cage

Sucker Punch

Beethoven’s Second

Episode #58 - Baywatch

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Hold on to your swimming trunks, romance fans…it’s the lowest rated film in podcast history this week, as we watch Baywatch (2017)! We discuss Rock The Dwayne Johnson and The Efronator at length, and also talk about body fascism, Love Island, entitled stans, the fucking World Cup, Rob’s Twitter fame, and what Jean-Luc Godard should be doing in the twilight of his career (hint: working with Justin Bieber).

SHOWNOTES

Taken

Eminem - Stan

Rob’s Waluigi Moment

Neighbours

Say You, Say Me

Episode #54 - Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance

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Just like the rest of the world, we’ve got Royal Wedding Fever, and what better way to scratch the itch than to watch a tacky made for TV movie about Meghan and Harry? We talk about Lifetime’s Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance and how it stacks up against its predecessor, William and Kate: The Movie, and also discuss gammon, Enya, the Air Bud Cinematic Universe, Lars von Trier, and geese. Happy Royal Wedding to you all!

SHOWNOTES

A wonderful, magical animal

Orinoco Flow

Air Bud Cinematic Universe

Lars von Trier is back on his bullshit

Episode #53 - Titanic

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This week’s episode is a huge disaster! Not because we aren’t on our usual great form, but because we discuss James Cameron’s highly influential and lengthy disaster-romance, Titanic. We also discuss gardening, gnomes, incels, firm tofu, Vanilla Ice, Nickelback, pan pipes, the profound effect The Scorpion King had on impressionable teenage Paddy, and launch our campaign to provide #Justice4Fabrizio, the character who gets crushed by the ship in Titanic and whose poorly written characterisation needs addressing by James Cameron.

SHOWNOTES

Billy Zane KFC Commercial

New Super Mario Movie

Alex Jones - Gay Frogs

Nickelback - She Keeps Me Up

Ned Rocknroll

Episode #51 - Ex Machina

It’s an extra special week as, for the first time, one of us awards a film full marks! But which one of us gives the accolade to Alex Garland’s Ex Machina? Listen in to find out! We also discuss playing songs backwards to discover Satanic messages, the redemption of Michael Bay (Michael Bae?) and doing the right thing.   SHOWNOTES    I thought we were Quiet Riot    Twisted Sister - O Come All Ye Faithful    You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?    Her (trailer)    Aerosmith - Pump

It’s an extra special week as, for the first time, one of us awards a film full marks! But which one of us gives the accolade to Alex Garland’s Ex Machina? Listen in to find out! We also discuss playing songs backwards to discover Satanic messages, the redemption of Michael Bay (Michael Bae?) and doing the right thing.

SHOWNOTES

I thought we were Quiet Riot

Twisted Sister - O Come All Ye Faithful

You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?

Her (trailer)

Aerosmith - Pump

Episode #50 - Jupiter Ascending

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We’ve somehow made it to 50 episodes, and what better way to celebrate than by watching something completely different to our usual fare and discussing the beautiful garbage that is Jupiter Ascending? Witness the majesty of this insane film as we take you on a journey through space and time, and discuss gammon, punching fascists, star signs and much more!

SHOWNOTES

Richard Spencer gets punched

David Harvey - A Brief History of Neoliberalism

Cillit Bang

The Room - Do You Understand Life?

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David Thorne

Brazil trailer